This is the sort of thing that the Revue King has to put up with. Truly the lot of royalty is not an enviable one.
From an advertisement of Tango matinées in The Lyceum:—
| "RESERVED TAUTENILS (4 first rows) | 10/— |
| TAUTENILS (tea included) | 7/6 |
| TAUTENILS (tea not included) | 6/—" |
Gourmet (planking down his seven-and-six). "Tea and tautenils, please."
Seen on a Liverpool hoarding:—
"Quo Vadis: Whither goest thou in eight reels?"
Answer. "Anywhere in reason, but not home."