"Chancellor Returns," across the main.

Neptune, be thy waters calm, not choppy,

As they speed them on their homeward way,

GEORGE and HENRY and, bowed down with "copy,"

Our unique arch-eulogist, TAY PAY.


THE MARRIED MAN'S ADVANTAGE.

Personally I think too much respect is paid to age. There is nothing clever in being old—nothing at all. On the other hand, youth has a charm of its own. Besides, twenty-two is not young; you wouldn't think me so if you really knew me. The doubt arises, I suppose, from a certain innate light-heartedness. It is really rather pathetic.

Daphne chooses to see humour in the situation, which is very absurd of her, and, as I point out, merely reflects on herself. Surely she doesn't wish to admit that it is foolish to love her.

And that, to make a clean breast of it, is exactly what I do, and do madly.