Extract from Mr. Herbert Stodge's letter to his sister. "WE WERE GLAD TO HAVE OUR NEPHEW AND NIECE WITH US, BUT, FRANKLY, THEY ARE TOO SOLEMN.
| "WE TOOK THEM TO THE PANTOMIME; | THEY CAME OUT GOLFING WITH US; |
| AND WE ALLOWED THEM TO SIT UP LATE, | BUT THE ONLY TIME THEY SMILED WAS WHEN THEY SAID GOOD-BYE." |
AT OUR LOCAL FANCY CARNIVAL.
Individual in Tights. "I SAY, THIS PLACE IS BEASTLY WARM—I THINK I'LL CUT OFF HOME."