THE SHIRKER'S WAR NEWS.
"There! what did I tell you? Northdown Lambs beaten—two to nothing."
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
(Extracted from the Diary of Toby, M.P.)
House of Lords, Wednesday, January 6th.—Judging from public form, few would imagine that Lord Kitchener of Khartoum is a wag. Versatility in this direction triumphantly vindicated this afternoon. On approach to Christmas, House of Commons, after exceptionally long and arduous Session, adjourned till first week in February. That all very well for a frivolous miscellaneous assemblage. Under vigorous leadership of dominant opposition by Lord Curzon, Peers resolved to set example of higher devotion to public interest. Regardless of private convenience, arranged special sitting opening to-day.
Procedure unprecedented. Not unusual for Commons to sit while Lords make holiday. In long course of Parliamentary history contrary course unknown.
Some embarrassment at first in face of persistent questioning as to Why and Wherefore. Last week official explanation forthcoming. Announcement made that House was summoned primarily with intention of providing Secretary of State for War with opportunity of making important statement as to actual situation and immediate prospects of the war.
This quite reasonable, indeed very desirable. Country growing increasingly impatient at being kept in the dark as to the progress of affairs in Flanders on the plea of military necessity for secretiveness. Now Kitchener, provided with exceptional opportunity, would sweep away all clouds of doubt and ignorance. Of course with due reticence in hearing of the enemy, would take into his confidence the common people who provide blood and money for carrying on the gigantic struggle.
In anticipation of this lifting of the veil House crowded in measure reached only at great political crises. As usual on such occasions, side galleries flecked with Peeresses. But what ominous change in their appearance! The gay colours of other times are changed for monotony of deepest mourning. Black is the only wear.