The forty-eight hours' leave (by way of reward or for convalescence) which ensued I spent with my wife. With feminine perversity she at once started inspecting my moustache, one of the most astonishing productions of these astonishing times. "Say what you please now," said I, quite imperturbable. "At the next inspection you'll find yourself remarking that it is the best disciplined and equipped moustache you have ever seen." And so it is.

Yours ever,

Henry.


TO A GERMAN GEOGRAPHER.

If mid your foolish change of names

Your ruler takes it ill

That, spoiling all his cherished aims,

Calais is Calais still,

Sir, there's a name supremely pat