(7) Should corporal punishment be inflicted on masters by the head of the form or by the whole form?
(8) Give some account, with dates, of The Jubilee Juggins, Larranaga, Opoponax, Polly Perkins of Paddington Green, Montezuma, Benvenuto Cellini, the Baroness Orczy and Charlie Chaplin.
(9) Explain the mechanism of the saloon pistol, and distinguish between lampoon and lamprey, gargle and gargoyle, catapult and cataclysm.
(10) In what circumstances is a Headmaster justified in running away from school?
THE TIPS OF MOTHER TIPTON.
When golfers cease to play with gutties
And soldiers ease their calves in puttees,
Troubles will surely supervene
Upon the European scene.
When nobody talks of drives and putts,
And butter is made from cocoa-nuts,
And women pilot our cabs and coaches,
The end of the Hohenzollerns approaches.
When Ponsonby and Bernard Shaw
Join hands with Asquith and Bonar Law,
Lord Rosebery and Sir Thomas Lipton,
Look out for squalls, says Mother Tipton.
Should Begbie interview the Pope,
Pacificists may harbour hope;
But if the Pope is not at home
There'll be the deuce of a row in Rome