Newcastle Evening Chronicle.


"Livers are being lost on the banks of the Yser."

Egyptian Mail.

An Anglo-Indian Colonel tells us that he was so glad to part with his that he hasn't taken any steps to recover it.


"St. Paul knew what he was talking about when he said to Herod, 'Too much thinking has made thee mad.'"

Letter in an Evening Paper.

That is where St. Paul had an advantage over the correspondent.


More Impending Apologies.

"Sir A. A. Booth is chairman of the committee appointed by the Government to inquire into the future of shipping and shipbuilding. It is not intended to be an ornamental committee either, for Sir A. Denny and Professor Abell, two of our leading naval architects, are on it."—Evening Paper.