"BRITISH HARRY THE ENEMY."—Provincial Paper.
And all this time the Germans have been under the impression that it was British Tommy.
ALIMENTARY INTELLIGENCE.
MR. PUNCH. "DO YOU CONTROL FOOD HERE?"
COMMISSIONAIRE. "WELL, SIR, 'CONTROL' IS PERHAPS RATHER A STRONG WORD. BUT WE GIVE HINTS TO HOUSEHOLDERS, AND WE ISSUE 'GRAVE WARNINGS.'"
(Mr. Punch, however, is glad to note that more drastic regulations are about to be enforced.)