An appropriate reward for his rapid flight.


Customer. "LOOK OUT! YOU'RE CONFOUNDEDLY CLUMSY!"

New Assistant. "WELL, YOU CAN'T BE PARTICKLER WHAT YOU DO NOWADAYS. I NEVER WAS A BARBER AFORE, AND I 'ATE AND DESPISE THE JOB—SEE?"


COMRADES.

In every home in England you will find their wistful faces,

Where, weary of adventure, lying lonely by the fire,