AUTRE TEMPS—AUTRES MŒURS.

When MOSES fought with AMALEK in days of long ago,

And slew him for the glory of the Lord,

'Is longest range artill'ry was an arrow and a bow,

And 'is small arms was a barrel-lid and sword;

But to-day 'e would 'ave done 'em in with gas,

Or blowed 'em up with just a mine or so,

Then broken up their ranks by advancing with 'is tanks,

And started 'ome to draw his D.S.O.

When ST. GEORGE 'e went a-ridin' all naked through the lands—