CAUTIONARY TALES FOR THE ARMY.

I.

Sergt.-Instructor George Bellairs, who imagined himself to be a master of strong language.

Sergt.-Instructor George Bellairs

Prided himself on dreadful swears,

And half the night and all the day

He thought of frightful things to say.

On his recruits in serried squad

He'd work them off; he said, "You clod!"

"You put!" "You closhy put!" (a curse he