Fell upon bored and barren ground.

He lavished all his hoard, full tale;

They did not blench, they did not quail.

His plethora of plums he spilt;

They did not wince, they did not wilt.

Poor fellow! As they left him there,

He heard one beardless boy declare,

"Jove! what a milk-and-water chap!

I thought non-coms. had oaths on tap."

Another said, "We'd soon be fit