I cooked the porridge, eggs and ham,

Set out the marmalade and jam,

And packed the workers off, well fed,

Well warmed, well brushed, well valeted.

I spent the morning in a rush

With dustpan, pail and scrubbing-brush;

Then with a string-bag sallied out

To net the cabbage or the sprout,

Or in the neighbouring butcher's shop

Select the juiciest steak or chop.