"The bride, who was given away by her father, was attended by Miss —— as demonsoille d'honneur."—Hawkes Bay Herald (New Zealand).
We fear this marriage was not made in heaven.
Polite Foreigner. "IS ZAT YOUR BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH THAMES—YES?"
London Dame ("on her guard"). "I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA."
A PAPER PROBLEM.
Copy of a letter from the Reverend Laurence Longwind to the Archbishop of CANTERBURY:—