Busdriver.—"ALL RIGHT—ALL RIGHT! I SEE YER, YER NEEDN'T KEEP ON SURRENDERING."
"About twenty-four hours later one of the ship's officers saw something bobbing on the water a few hundred years dead ahead."—New York Evening Post.
America evidently foresees a long war.
THE STRIFE OF TONGUES.
(Lines suggested by the recent demise of the inventor of Esperanto.)
As a patriotic Briton
I am naturally smitten
With disgust