Or boudoirs into cesspools turning.

My heart invariably bleeds

When I'm engaged upon these deeds,

And teardrops of the largest size

Fall from my heav'n-aspiring eyes.

But, though my sorrow is unfeigned,

Still discipline must be maintained;

And, when the High Command says, "Smash,

Bedaub with filth, loot, hack and slash,"

I do it (much against the grain)