"A Flask of Wine—"
A Wise Host
PLUMES HIMSELF
on his
CHÂTEAU VINAIGRETTE.
"A Book of Verse"—
"PURPLE PIFFLE."
By
PERCIVAL DRIVEL.
"No submarines were sighted, but the vessel's commander steered a tortoise course through the danger zone."—Newfoundland Paper.
Far, far better than turning turtle.
"Metra laughed and deposited herself bewitchingly among the cushions on the davenport."—London Magazine.
Personally, we prefer a roll on the top of an American desk.