Down at Ascot, in the Shires,

We've been up in terms like "filly,"

"Dams" and "sires,"

"Smooths" and "wires;"

Now it's "gilts" and it's "boars"

And it's "suckers" and it's "stores"—

The terms that one acquires

Now we're keeping pigs to pay.

Hog-wash, hog-wash! are you selling hog-wash

In a pretty bottle with a nice pneumatic spray?