Down at Ascot, in the Shires,
We've been up in terms like "filly,"
"Dams" and "sires,"
"Smooths" and "wires;"
Now it's "gilts" and it's "boars"
And it's "suckers" and it's "stores"—
The terms that one acquires
Now we're keeping pigs to pay.
Hog-wash, hog-wash! are you selling hog-wash
In a pretty bottle with a nice pneumatic spray?