THE RETORT CELESTIAL.
[China has threatened to break off relations with the German Government on account of its barbarity. It will be recalled that the KAISER once designed an allegorical picture entitled "The Yellow Peril.">[
SAUCE FOR THE GANDER.
Grocer. "A LITTLE SUGAR WITH MY TART, PLEASE."
Waitress (late grocer's assistant). "CERTAINLY, SIR, IF YOU WILL ALSO TAKE MUSTARD, PEPPER, SALT, YORKSHIRE RELISH AND SALAD DRESSING."