AT OUR COMPANY SMOKER.
The Major (sings). "AND WE DIDN'T CARE A BUTTON IF THE ODDS WERE ON THE FOE TEN—TWENTY—THIRTY—FORTY—"
Colonel (roused from surreptitious snooze). "AS YOU WERE!—NUMBER!"
Result of the Blockade.
Notice on a railway bookstall:—
"MEN AROUND THE KAISER.
MUCH REDUCED."