But none the less I hope
Before poor Bunny's taken
As stuff for knife and fork
The hedge-hog will be bacon,
The guinea-pig be pork.
W.H.O.
PROBLEMS FOR PÉTROLEUSES.
The Metropolitan Commissioner of Police having decided to sanction women taxicab drivers, we understand that all applicants for licences will be required to pass a severe examination in "knowledge of London." As, however, this will be concerned mainly with localities and quickest routes, we venture to suggest to the examiners a few supplementary questions of a more general character:—
(I.) How far should a cab-wheel revolving at fifteen miles an hour, be able to fling a pint of London mud?