"Horse (vanner), thick set, 16 hands, 7 years, master 2 tons, reason sale, requires care when taken out of harness."—Birmingham Daily Mail.

Any horse might be excused for kicking up his heels on getting rid of a master of that weight.


"Furnished room wanted; preferable where chicken run."—Enfield Gazette.

Our landlady won't let us keep even a canary in ours.


"BARONY UNITED FREE CHURCH.—Special Lecture—'The Great War Novel, Mr. Bristling Sees it Through.'"—Glasgow Evening News.

Mr. WELLS ought to have thought of this.