Tommy (by roadside). "OUT ON THE SPREE AGAIN? GOING TO THE PICTURES?"
Highlander. "NO. WE'RE AWA' TO SEE YOUR LOT CHANGE GUARD."
"The Motor Cycle says over 165,000 magnates have been made in Britain for war purposes."—Provincial Paper.
And the New Year Honours List (political services) has yet to appear.
"We owed all this more to our splendid navy and its silent virgil than to anything else."—Provincial Paper.
We suppose the CENSOR won't let him narrate the epic exploits of the Fleet, but he might have allowed him a capital initial.
"Surbiton residents have supplied for British prisoners in Germany 800 waistcoats made from 2,100 old kid gloves." Manchester Evening News.