"I AM THAT, MICHAEL; 'TIS IN THE FUT."

"BAD CESS TO THIM BODY-SHIELDS! I NIVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN THIM!"


"'The best people are still wearing their own clothes,' said Mr. Williams."—Star.

With all respect, Mr. WILLIAMS, the best people are wearing the KING'S.


"DONKEYS.—Wanted to purchase 100 reasonable. Apply M.S." Advt. in Colonial Paper.

We have never met this kind of donkey ourselves, but we wish M.S. the best of luck.