The things that astonish, amaze or appal—

As though a jelly turned suddenly rigid,

It has made "TAY PAY" grow suddenly frigid!

When rivers flow backwards to their founts

And tailors refuse to send in accounts;

When some benevolent millionaire

Makes me his sole and untrammelled heir;

When President WILSON finds no more

Obscurity in "the roots of the War";

When Mr. PONSONBY stops belittling