N.C.O. "HERE! JUST GRAB THE OOJAH AN' DASH ROUND TO THE TIDDLEY-OM-POM FOR SOME UMPTY-POO!"
Private (ex-professor of languages) learns later that he was expected to fetch a bucket of coke from the stores.
"In a corn and meal merchant's shop, where two or three cats are kept for business purposes, the cats maybe seen feeding at will from the open sacks."—Spectator.
This lapse on pussy's part goes rather against the grain.
Barber. "MUCH OFF, SIR?" War Economist. "DURATION OF WAR."