The German Union for the Development of the German Language have sent a petition to the CHANCELLOR, asking that in any future Peace negotiations the German language should be used. Will German frightfulness never cease?
"Anybody in the Carmarthen district," says the local medical officer, "can keep a pig in the parlour if they keep it clean." The necessity of keeping the parlour clean for the sake of its guest will be easily understood by those who appreciate the fastidious taste of the pig.
A Hungarian paper complains that the Government treats the War as if it were merely a family affair. This contrasts unfavourably with the more broadly hospitable attitude of the Allies, who have made it abundantly clear that so far as they are concerned anyone is welcome to join in and help their side.
The other day a Farnham bellringer, after cycling seventy miles, rang a peal of 5,940 changes. It is not known why.
"War diet," says Professor ROSIN in the Lokal Anzeiger, "improves the action of the heart." But what the Germans really want to know is, what improves a war diet?