I don't think he was physically hurt; but his poor trousers were badly punctured!...
Our friend, Jerry, may not be lost, but he is certainly gone behind.
Yours always,
PETER.
Lady (who has been photographed for passport). "THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF ME IS BEALLY DREADFUL. WHY, I LOOK LIKE A GORILLA!"
Photographer. "I'M VERY SORRY, LADY; BUT, YOU SEE, THE GOVERNMENT WON'T ALLOW US TO TOUCH UP ANY PASSPORT PHOTOS."
"From the Pentland Firth to Norway, the eyes of the British Fleet are those of Nunquam."—Yorkshire Post.