Anxious Mother. "NEVER MIND ABOUT YOUR BROTHER, MAUD. 'OLD THE UMBRELLER OVER THE SUGAR!"
Another Glimpse of the Obvious.
From the "Standing Orders" of a Military Hospital:—
"Officers confined to their beds will have their meals in their rooms."
"A gale of great fury raged at Sheffield early on Tuesday morning. Much damage was done in the city and outlying districts, a number of beings being unroofed."—Yorkshire Paper.
Several others have been noticed to have a tile loose.
"The welcome, amounting to an oration, which heralded the Prime Minister, was the most remarkable feature of a very remarkable occasion."—Daily Dispatch.