And a History of the United States,

Which by the kindness of the Democratic party and the MCCLURE Syndicate

Is now appearing in dignified segments on the back page of provincial newspapers

Along with Dainty Diapers and Why I Love the Movies, by MARY PICKFORD.

I am the Defender of Liberties!

Never have I hesitated to tell Germany not to do it again;

Never have I failed to protest in the severest terms when the British Navy threatened to interfere with business.

Next to Mr. LANSING,

Who is said to use a Blickensderfer,

I am the hottest little protester in Protestville,