In Eight a million Starlings flew,

In Nine a Cuckoo said, "Cuckoo!"


"On Sale, 2,300 Oak barrels; edible: offers wanted."—Manchester Evening News.

Are these the first-fruits of the new Food Control?


From battalion orders:—

"Men transferred from Command Depôt will be fed up to the day of departure."

Even commanding officers occasionally have a glimpse of the obvious.