And, while studying closely his putts, to explore

The obscurity shrouding the roots of the War.

To cope with emergency once in a way

Is nothing to facing it every day;

And that's where the PRESIDENT'S greatness is seen,

He's consistently cheerful and calm and serene.

O happy idealist! Others may weep

At the crimes and the horrors that murder their sleep;

You've two perfect specifics your cares to beguile—

An oracular phrase, an implacable smile.