"Mr. S.J. Rodrigo, Vidane Aratchy of Kotahena, who was bitten by a made bog on Sunday, left for Coonoor last evening by the Talaimannar train for treatment." —Ceylon Independent.

But why make bogs if they are so dangerous?


From a shoemaker's advertisement:

"ROUGH BOYS WELL LEATHERED."—High River Times (Alberta, Canada).

The good old slipper has not outlived its usefulness.


"To all anonymous correspondents who have recently written to me I have the honour to reply that they are all blackguards."—Advt. in Ceylon Paper.

Though we ourselves should have waived this honour we are in full sympathy with the writer.