Grogport and Rum eschewing;

But no such painful stigma robs

Proud Potto of its lustre,

Or rules out Crank and Smeeth and Stobs,

A memorable cluster.

The pictures rising in my brain

Are strange; sometimes I muddle 'em,

Confounding Pleck with Plodder Lane,

Titley with Tillietudlem;

In short, it's not a game of skill,