Where is my pencil? Ring up Captain Eyre;
Say I regret our tools have been mislaid.
These companies would make Sir Douglas swear.
A is the worst. Oh, damn, is this the Maire?
I'm sorry, Monsieur—je suis désolé—
But no one's pinched your miserable chair.
I think I must be going mad to-day.
Envoi.
"Prince, I perceive what Cain's temptations were,
And how attractive it must be to slay.