Pan's pipe, insistent, clear;

Echoes of elfin laughter, high and sweet;

Catch in the sparrows' cries

Those tinkling melodies

That sing where brooklets meet,

And the wood's glamour colours the grey street.


A LOCAL FOOD-CONTROLLER.

"No partner for you this evening, Sir," said the Inspector. "Mr. Tibbits has just telephoned through that he has rheumatism badly again."

I know Tibbits' rheumatism. I also know he plays off his heat in the club billiard handicap to-night. I can imagine him writhing round the table. Still I remember the first rule of the force—under no circumstances give another policeman away.