Or pulled my little compass out and pondered,

And set it sadly on my shrapnel hat,

Which, I suppose, was why the needle wandered,

Only, of course, I never thought of that.

And then perhaps some 5·9's start dropping,

As if there weren't sufficient holes about;

I flounder on, hysterical and sopping,

And come by chance to where I started out,

And say once more, while I have no objection

To other people going to Berlin,