Officer. "And what did you say to Private Smith?"
Witness (who had discovered prisoner milking cow belonging to French farmer). "I told him to stop immediately and put the milk back."
We have received a copy of The Glasgow Weekly Herald, dated "May 56, 1917." Trust a Scot to make a good thing go as far as possible.
"Great jubilation prevailed amongst the people at finding the children alive, and congratulations were extended to their parents that their little ones were not lost in the cavities and chasms of Knocknatubber Mountain, though straying thereon for upwards of 25 years."—Nenagh Guardian.
The young "Rips"!
