An' she nearly went to glory before they drawed the money.

They sold 'er out o' Norway—they sold 'er into Chile,

An' Chile got a bargain because she steered so silly.

They chartered 'er to Germans with a bunch o' greasers forrard;

Old shellbacks wouldn't touch 'er because she steered so 'orrid.

She set a course for Bremen with contraband inside 'er,

An' she might 'ave got there some time if a cruiser 'adn't spied 'er.

She nearly drowned the boarders because she cut such capers,

But they found she was a German through inspectin' of 'er papers.

So they put a crew aboard 'er, which was both right an' lawful,