"No cheese," says The Evening News, "has quite the bite of Cheddar." At the same time, unless it wags its tail to show that it is friendly, we feel that every cheese with a bite like that would be much safer if muzzled.


Triplets were born in Manchester last week. The father is going on as well as can be expected.


Complaint has been made by a member of the Hounslow Burial Committee of courting couples occupying seats in the cemetery. The killjoy!


We can only suppose it was the hot weather that tempted a newsagent correspondent to ask whether Lord Northcliffe had gone to America on "sail or return."


Mr. Balfour, we are told, while staying at Washington, visited eleven public buildings and interviewed nine representative Americans on one day. There is some talk of his being elected an honorary American.