FORCE OF HABIT.
Farmer. "IF YOU'VE FINISHED PLOUGHIN' THIS 'ERE FIELD WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' SCRATCHIN' ABOUT WITH THAT STICK?"
C3 War-worker (formerly humorous artist). "OH, JUST SIGNING MY NAME."
Tommy (reporting himself to Sergeant after search for lost bayonet). "AH'VE FOUND ME BAGGINET."
Sergeant. "WHERE WAS IT?" Tommy. "ON THE TOP O' MA GOON."