Diner (choking). "QUICK! WATER! CRUMB IN ME THROAT."
War Waiter. "AH, SIR, IF ONLY THE WELL-TO-DO WOULD LEAVE BREAD FOR THE LESS FORTUNATE."
An "Unusual Recommendation.
"Governess (Nursery), £40, seasick, one pupil, usual subjects, about 30."—Melbourne Argus.
From a Cadets' examination:
"Q. What is a Roster?