Diner (choking). "QUICK! WATER! CRUMB IN ME THROAT."

War Waiter. "AH, SIR, IF ONLY THE WELL-TO-DO WOULD LEAVE BREAD FOR THE LESS FORTUNATE."


An "Unusual Recommendation.

"Governess (Nursery), £40, seasick, one pupil, usual subjects, about 30."—Melbourne Argus.


From a Cadets' examination:

"Q. What is a Roster?