And I'll eat my salad well flavoured with Dill.
Short Service.
"Under Housemaid wanted, for 25 minutes London."—The Times.
Another Impending Apology.
"To-morrow week ... the Canadian regimental doctors will be deposited for safe keeping in Bristol Cathedral."—Bristol Times and Mirror.
The Art of Bathos.
"Mr. Justice LOW has proved himself one of the ablest and most expeditious of our judges. He was one of three judges who decided, in May, 1915, that a winkle is a fish."—Daily Graphic.