When liquid more freely one swigs,
Less viand the appetite stays—
This quatrain's a gloss upon SPRIGGS).
For strenuous muscular work
A larger allowance of grub
We need than is due if we shirk
Exertion, and lounge in a pub;
For the loafer who rests in a chair
Everlastingly puffing at "cigs"
Can live pretty nearly on air,