Tommy (back from Blighty). "YUS, I GRANT YER A BIT O' LEAVE'S ALL RIGHT. BUT IT'S AWFUL DEPRESSIN', TOO, AT HOME—NOTHIN' BUT WAR—WAR! IT GIVES YER THE FAIR 'UMP."
"JAPANESE POLITICS.
PRIME MINISTER'S ATTACK ON THE DIET."—Daily Paper.
We wouldn't be the Food Controller in Japan for anything.
"Wanted situation as Groom Coachman or Coachman General; disengaged early in March; can milk and care motor if required."—Irish Paper.
A modern improvement, we suppose, on "the cow with the iron tail."