And me to stay 'ere till I'm 'it.

'Twas up by Loos I got me first;

I just dropped gently, crawled a yard

And rested sickish, with a thirst—

The 'eat, I thought, and smoking 'ard ...

Then someone offers me a drink,

What poets call "the cooling draft,"

And seeing 'im I done a think:

"Blighty," I thinks—and laughed.

I'm not a soldier natural,