I ain't a singer, but I sings;

"Oh, 'oo goes 'ome?" I sort of 'ums;

"Oh, 'oo's for dear old England's shores?"

And by-and-by Southampton comes—

"Blighty!" I says and roars.

I s'pose I thort I done my bit;

I s'pose I thort the War would stop;

I saw myself a-getting fit

With Missis at the little shop;

The same like as it used to be,