THE JOY-RIDER AT THE FRONT.

(Being a free version of Mr. BERNARD SHAW'S articles in "The Daily Chronicle" on his visit to the seat of War.)

"Since the good man, RAMSAY MACDONALD, while touring in the East

Went out to shoot the tiger, that homicidal beast,

The most electrifying humanitarian stunt

Has been my khaki joy-ride along the British Front.

"It wasn't my own suggestion; I went as the Government's guest,

Invited to see how the brass-hats were running the show on the West;

I've never been sweet on soldiers, but I only went for a week,