Boss (to typist, a war flapper, who is very late). "EH, YE'VE COOM AT LAST. WE WERE JUST TALKIN' ABOOT YE."

Typist. "AH, I WONDERED WHAT MADE MY EAR BURN."


CLASSICAL AMERICA.

[A correspondent of The Westminster Gazette remarks in a recent issue, "I am told American students sing their Pindar.">[

A WRITER in the evening Press

Lays quite unnecessary stress