The precept is sound, and its due application

Is fraught with undoubted advantage to some,

But I'm free to remark that my own situation

Represents a recalcitrant re-sidu-um;

Clocks I cannot abide with their truculent ticking—

A nuisance I always have striven to scotch—

And I gain very little assistance in sticking

To work, if I'm watching my watch.

For my watch, which I treasure with ardent affection—

'Twas given to me in my juvenile prime—